its just funny how straight people assume ur straight so u will be sitting right next to them while they talk about gay people like theyre an abstract concept
It’s funny how this probably only made sense to you but some how has 30k notes worth of sheep braying in agreement when this makes no goddamn sense.
its funny how you are more willing to believe that i have a cult-like sway over multitudes of people than to consider that maybe you, in particular, just dont understand my post. this seems like a personal problem
the worst thing about writing is that you aren’t just a writer. you have to be a thousand things. a poet, a flirt, a weapons expert, a bleeding heart, a scholar, a legendary cook, a theorist, an engineer, a reckless teenage girl, a dying god. you have to be able to write monologues and speeches and heartfelt confessions, and you have to make them believable. writing is putting yourself into someone else’s shoes.
writing is really hard (◕︿◕✿)
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES
American witches and wizards entering an exchange program.
American witches and wizards arguing with British witches and wizards about sports
Quidditch being a whole different sport in America with different balls and full body checks
Salem offering courses in Animorphagus because Britain doesn’t and the founding members were still rebellious and resentful.
Salem’s houses being more like dorms.
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American witches and wizards having wands made out of different stuff because different stuff grows here
American witches and wizards having different cores because a difference in magical creatures
The founders of Salem being primarily female because it was an all-girls school for a while.
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imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that